magicallysapphic:

shrimpy-in-wonderland:

Some Queenie fo today

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

realpersonfacts:

i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired

boneswindler:

ppl who think jungkook is princess Diana have a stronger argument than people who think taylor swift is gay

softwaring:

softwaring:

ill-magicalgirl:

taohun:

taohun:

who’s up thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae i’m thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae

normal time. im having it

sunachilles:

poledancingghostson:

dogwhizzer:

dogwhizzer:

think about lesbian sex on. the. clock.

even when they’re playing taylor swift in the lobby. You can’t break my spirit you vile woman

I hate to break it to you but all of Taylor Swift’s songs are about lesbian sex

if you went outside and interacted with real life adult humans you would discover so many wonderful things

moveslikekeithrichards:

everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

2fingerswhiskey:

the sims used to be about polyamorous lesbian sex communes. look how far we’ve strayed from this original vision.

gaytheropods:

oars:

[ID: a meme format depicting a futuristic city scene. The caption overtop reads, “the world if people were normal about weight gain”. End ID]

faggothankhill:

shoebillstork:

There’s something very bisexual about a USB c charger

we are running out of posts

thaliasthunder:

nico after percy pinned him to the floor with riptide on his throat in tlo:

verbix: