I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.

about me  

bloodysigils:

do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?

thefuuuucomics:

Shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where I recognise that actor from

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

tin-can:

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this is fucking incredible

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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tennants-hair:

i found myself on omegle

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like are you fucking kidding me there were 44,000 people online but i’m still forever alone

klokwerkheart:

paradoxicalwolf:

Hey I know England isn’t well known for it’s landscapes but I think we need a little credit over here I mean look at some of these beautiful places such as

The lake District, Cumbria

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Cornwall

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Hope Valley, the Peak District

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THE WHITE CLIFFS OF DOVER

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Flippin’ Dartmoor, Devon

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I’M SORRY BUT

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IF YOU THINK WE’RE BORING

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AND TOO COZY

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YOU HAVEN’T SEEN

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ALL OF US YET

I feel we’re kinda like the Shire

YES!

pretty  
nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

neilcicierega:

limekle:

Happy Birthday, Harry!

Sewn on this day, 1980

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

omelettethecorgi:

Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.

puppy  
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campjuputer:

okay lets be real the first thing i’d do during the purge is set my school on fire can i get an amen

amen