reyna likes to snapchat octavian’s frustrating life
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
i associate everyone with their icon so if your icon is nicholas cage with a flower crown then that is what you look like in my head
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
In which Nico pretends he doesn’t enjoy hugs at all.
light speed percico before I go to bed is good for my health. or bad for my health, I am never sure.
PEOPLE THAT WRITE STILES STILINSKI AS STYLES
delete yourself from life
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
peeta starts to develop dementia from the hijacking that happened so many years ago, and the only person he truly remembers is katniss. she always has to remind him that the people who now run the bakery are his children and the little kids who come in begging for cookies are his grandchildren
does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me
you might have ordinal linguistic personification
mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta
if you’re not ready to watch everyone die in mockingjay clap your hands
**claps hands rapidly**
Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes
if I have to kill for that bounce house then so be it
I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography
i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about
- who quotes twilight at the other person
- who appreciates cat videos more
- who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
- who lets the other person win in ticklefights
- who chews on their pencil
- who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood